Thursday, May 04, 2006

Yard Guard

Jackie: "I like my yard so much. When the grass gets warm it smells good."
Jackie: "Cookie helps me guard the yard, but she doesn't realize that she doesn't hear so well anymore. I have to bark real loud and let her know if anyone is too close to the fence."
Jackie: "I need to do full check today and make sure everything gets sniffed. Let's see, where shall I start?"Jackie: "I think I will check the perimeter. No one should come in or out without my persmission."

Jackie: "James put this screen up on the fence so I can't squeeze out. I would love to get out of the yard. There are lots of trash cans I would like to tackle." Jackie: "If I look closely, I might find a little hole in the screen and squeeze out...."
Jackie: "Maybe over here by the gate....."Jackie: "Nope. James checks the screen every week when he mows.....I don't like the lawnmower.......hmmm, what is that smell.....?"Jackie: "Smells like a gopher has been through here."
Jackie: "I had better walk the line."
Jackie: "Okay, everything looks good, smells good, and no one is too close to the fence."Jackie: "I wonder what Cookie and Annie are doing......maybe it is time for a nap."Jackie: "Wait! Maybe that's a food dish I hear......"

7 Comments:

Blogger Squirrely Jedi said...

Wow, Jackie. It looks like you're a very good guard dog.

5:46 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Thank you, Squirrely Jedi; you always appreciate my special talents!

11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HEAR SO GOOD!? I HEAR FINE!

11:11 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Then why are you shouting?

11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need to get my own web page so I don't have to put up with this.

11:12 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Sorry Cookie, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHHHHH! Quiet you two! It is the middle of the night!

11:14 PM  

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