How About a Little Snack?

Jackie: "Hi ya James! What ya got there?"

James: "I'm just having a quick after-school snack before I start my homework."

Jackie: "How about sharing a little with me?"

James: "Jackie, you are on a diet; I can't share."

Jackie: "Oh pleeeeease! Who is your very best pal? Me!"

James: "You are my best pal, but no, Jackie."

Jackie: "How about if I dance around like this?"

James: "That is very nice dancing around, but no, Jackie."

Jackie: "How about if I sit up and beg really cute like this?"
James: "Sorry, Jackie."

Jackie: "Nuts."