I am a Tiger

Annie: "I am Annie. I am orange with black stripes....I am a Tiger."

Jackie: "No Annie, you are a dog, like me.
The technical term for our breed is weener dog."

Cookie: "No it isn't, the technical term for your breed is canus weener-dogus. I personally am a canus cocker spaniel-dogus."

Annie: "No, I am obviously a tiger. I have big teeth and I like to eat meat too."

Jackie: "Well, you have a point there. I LOVE a nice beef roast, and I like chicken too."




Annie: "I adore chicken. I know that tigers eat chicken because I do whenever I get the chance."


James: "Annie, uh...I hate to tell you this, but a tiger is a CAT."

Jackie: "Annie, I am a pure-bred weener-dogus and you are a cat!!!!! Ha-ha-ha-haaaa!!"